NANCY PELOSI CONTAINS A SEXUAL FETISH FOR STEALING MAIL IN VOTES

In the parallel universe wherever political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with pleasure and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning methods, observed herself at the middle of a scandal of epic proportions. It all began innocently adequate, using a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but little did Pelosi un